one of the gay guys who lives in the apartment behind my building has a couple of schnauzers and whenever they pee outside he gets really enthusiastic about it?

OH MY GOD WORKING AT A CALL CENTER AT 7AM ON A SUNDAY IS SO FUN I CAN’T EVEN STAND IT
my shoes smell like pabst blue ribbon. oi oi oi!
related gif:

oh yay sunday at work so exciting
getting paid to fuck off on reddit all day is pretty all right, actually.
rain-Riley-notacos-nothai-fleamarket-zombiemovies-startrekposters-Bryan-soldoutmovie-sushi-books&movies-mochalatte-marigoldhotel-rain-spacegallery-hitmeintheheartwithyoursoundverla-wubwubno-flasklounge-Courtney-OI!OI!OI!
you get a picture of my gorgeous fucking haul tomorrow.
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i was about to scroll past this
then I saw Juandicimo
Gary
Tootie
JUANDICIMO
Oh well hello childhood.
I need a group of people to seriously cosplay any one of my fandoms. I haven’t decided which, yet.
Why is everything so perfect.
holy shit mr crocker
NEEDS MORE PHILIP
Source: Flickr / marn-i-magery
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A lot of people try to do this to my company, but we’re 24 hours! Buahaha! Fear my live human voice. >:D
Source: anxietycat
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My favorite crash course joke ever.
I can’t remember who came up with it (maybe Danica?), but we all laughed for like five minutes before recording it.
Source: supersophieschneider
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